Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."