Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!