Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."