Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it