Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Optical.

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It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!