Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.