What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written