Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!