Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"