Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....