What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence