What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.