Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.