Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.