What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.