What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.