Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart