What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Because that might be your bike

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They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Pull the pin and throw it back.

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