Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.