Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Linoleum Blownapart Jokes More Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Kitchen Floor Jokes More Kitchen Floor Jokes

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.