Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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Because they rain supreme.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Kitchen Floor Jokes More Kitchen Floor Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.