Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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