What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart