He heard the food was a mess.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Because it messes with their hops
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
In their sleevies.
A pig pen!
He pulled his hamstring!
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Allah Carte
