Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.