Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.