Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!