Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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in their sleevies

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It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe