What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave