What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him