What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.