Matt
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Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Matt. Others:
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
He's all right now.
A schoolbus full of children.
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Racist
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Because black people have no rights.
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
A sanitary owl
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
