What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.