What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.