How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.