How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.