How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.