How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips