How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad