Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips