What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !