What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.