I'm Thor
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
Three lines
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Time to get a new watchdog.
Because we're not all sandwiches
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
Because someone stole his thunder
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Ball lightning