What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD