What did God say to Mary after impregna...

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD