What did God say to Mary after impregna...

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Praise Jokes More Praise Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load