Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes?

A redditor

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...