Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.