Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.