Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.