Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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File Jokes More File Jokes

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Police Report Jokes More Police Report Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.