Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer