What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi