Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.