Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.