How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc