How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...