How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.