A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Wave.
He got turd degree burns.
None, he lets the knives do the work
A faux-cet.
Pants.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
for 2 weeks.
I guess he was shot through the heart
Oh secant, you say "
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Diddly squat
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Everything " I replied
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
It weighed too much for its scales !
