What do you feel when you shoot a terro...

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Recoil Jokes More Recoil Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."