What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."