Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.