What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.