What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...