What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.