What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...