One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
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I wouldn't shoot heroin.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Work it out with a pencil
FaZebook.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
He didn't give a sh...
He didn't give a hoot !
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
Squintin' Tarantino
Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...