What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Who Shot JR ?

by U Dunnit

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...