How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"