How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers