Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Stayin' Alive

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The Rolling Stones.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!