What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!