What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*