What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.