What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..