What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.