What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.