One for 2008 and one for 2016.
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
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Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
The best joke I've ever heard!