Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!