What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.