Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble