Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..