Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.