Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.