Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.