Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!