Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"