Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)