Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.