Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.